Oh no! Jupiter in Cancer went retrograde this past week (11 November). Double dip “Oh no!” Mercury went retrograde, too... in Sagittarius and it’ll dredge up Scorpio, too. Triple dose “Oh no! All these spectacular auroras are caused by blasts from the Sun that shatter ones energy field, disrupt communications, and cause a sense of unease.”
Taking in such lamentations, Saturn smirks on the sidelines like the life coach he is, with a trick play next in his notebook. A scribble in the air making a mental note or two, then he replies, “So what? When Mercury transited Mars immediately upon going retrograde, Trump signed the bill that reopened the U.S. Government. Doesn’t that disprove the theory that nothing happens under Mercury retrograde? A rocket with two probes successfully launched yesterday headed to Mars. When do you think the Martians will tire of our investigative probes and send an RSVP for humans to finally set foot on their planet and sit down for an early dinner? With Mars and Mercury currently in Sag, isn’t this an appropriate ask?”
Coach Saturn steps back, hands on hips, takes in the play on the field. He blows his whistle, frantically waves his arms, yells something obscene at a referee. Satisfied, he looks back at any lamenting life fans. “What? You need more?”
He projects a large horoscope into the air from his phone. The projection is huge and crystal clear. He wags a laser pointer along a pattern. “You see this? While you’re in bitching mode, I’m trine Jupiter... from Pisces. That means get off your duff and drive down the field of life, for Pete’s sake. Aren’t I uplifting to your spirit? No? How about this, monad, this month, Ceres in Aries goes direct (21 November)? Then I do direct (28 November) and head off in the direction of Aries, giving you but weeks to shed worry and fantastical projections in the realm of doom. Don’t you find it funny that I enter Aries on Valentine’s Day? Oh wait, there’s more. Before this month ends, Mercury goes direct (29 November). One more thing, Neptune goes direct in December (10 December) in Pisces also practicing plays for Aries.”
Saturn waits. Off no reply, he sighs, shrugs, then tosses the Astrological Life Coaching Manual at the emotionally worried party. Bad handoff. The manual drops on the turf, remarkably open to a page with the following text:
When planets go direct at the same time near the end of a year, this signifies the need to immediately recollect all derailed and interrupted life plans. Consider:
Ceres direct in Aries:
Fight for yourself. Pick winnable battles and persist from a stance on high moral and human decency ground. Advocate, always knowing what alternatives to place on the table in case of rebuffs.
Saturn Direct in Pisces:
Rub it off. Tough love here. Massage those emotional pains until they no longer hurt. Realize your reactions are valid and real. They are yours and yours alone and have no business being projected on others with the claim they caused your pain. Good. Now let them go. The pain comes from any lack of attention to ones creative spirit. Transform what you hear as nagging in life into passionate emotional drive toward rewarding destinations.
Mercury direct in Scorpio:
In case information was withheld as part of a coy strategy, it might have escaped your mental attention. Regroup and recollect any and all dropped thoughts. Figure out what you truly wanted to say, reformat it so you do not sound like a scoundrel incapable of satisfaction, then say it to those concerned.
Neptune direct in Pisces:
Soon, as in slightly more than two months, Neptune enters “turn and burn” Aries. At that point its full throttle forward with relentless abandon toward all creative and spiritual objectives. Until then, its time to assemble formidability. What did you accomplish this year despite the incredible weirdness in the world? Have you documented all your wins, no matter how small? If not, you have but a short time to do so. With the cogent documentation of life victories are you more inspired about moving forward? Good. Now apply that psychic grease to all the correct gears and get on with fueling your inner burn.
Coach Saturn approaches, yanks the Astrological Life Coaching Manual away from you. Gruffly he asserts, “You better have memorized that.” He turns and walks away. He stops, and with an over-the-shoulder prompt to the lamenting soul declares, “If you can get your spirit scrubbed up by then, there’s festivities coming. It’s the season, after all.”
More soon.
An availability heads up: From 24 November through 2 December, I have extremely limited availability. From 3 December through 8 December I am completely out of pocket. Likely during this time frame I will not respond to e-mail. Starting 9 December, I am now booking clients and activities for the last month of the year and am quickly moving into 2026.
Okay, the sales are done. And I’ve had a few people write to indicate they believe I’ll offer another. However, since this is the season of perks and gifts, for those scheduling a consultation, you’ll receive a free Galactic Report (a $15.99 value) if arranged and paid by 28 November (Saturn goes direct day). If you already have a Galactic Report, one can be sent to another party (someone receptive to astrological insight) on your behalf. And for those who purchase the KBGASP package, they also can receive a free Galactic Report if ordering by 28 November.
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